Snoono

Concluding poem in children's packet received while flying Kuwait Airlines:

I'm the little captain
Flying in the sky
Feeling so much happy
Do not ask me why
My mother wants me to be a captain
And in the sky I'm high
On board Kuwait Airways
I will always fly

We think it strikes that subtle balance between promoting the airline and remaining appropriately humble. We can only hope in the original language it flows better.